There are some things that need no explanation.  I think in this situation, the headline speaks for itself.

According to the criminal Complaint, the accused, Cruz, was originally pulled over for driving without headlights. He failed a field sobriety test and was brought back to the police station, where he was given a breathalyzer test and was fingerprinted.

According to the police, Cruz “lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on (Patrolman) Parsons… then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear.”

Seriously? I wonder what he would have been charged with if he had given the officer a dutch oven? Attempted murder? This is rediculous!

Read the complaint here.